When a race of pop culture addicted aliens come to Earth for a frat party and end up judging the Human Species to stupid to be allowed to live, its up to a group socially bereft kids to defend the Earth from aliens, all while still having to deal with bullies, bad cafeteria food and the horrors of public education! When an apprentice janitor gets kidnapped, it's up to the Kindergoth to reluctantly... [click here for more]
A strange illness has infected the school's bully population, the Center for Disease Control has taken over, and the kids make a deal to save Earth. Be sure to check out this second hilarious issue as we answer the question, "who brought the jawa"? All this and pork rinds, bad sushi, and 3 feet of beef. ... [click here for more]
Fun with soccer balls, vatos, and the Vatican. We solve the mystery of cattle mutilation and crop circles and Nintendo saves the day. Find out how long it takes to fill an air sickness bag and what kind of alien uses a phaser set to defrost. ... [click here for more]
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